Thursday, December 20, 2007

Shiz u so missed out on some sweet stuff

Because of my recent lack of blog, you have totally missed out on some totally effin awesome stuff. For one i crashed my car - got it somewhat fixed - and now it broke down again. For two I finally saw Hot Rod starring andy samberg, and god dang was that the funniest movie ever. I fixed my home computer, so now i have my home computer which is semi sweet, and my totally not sweet laptop! Which works and all but when i turn 53 im so buying a new one. (that'll be the only chance i get) Becuase lately i've been living paycheck to paycheck. Because with like all the money i supposedly make, its still not enough, i get paid about half of what the adult father makes, id say, on average. Ive seen some crazy things these past months, done some crazy things, had some crazy ideas, SMELLED some crazy things, and last but not least, HEARD some crazy things.

Okay, so lets start with the crash of 07'.

The Crash of 07'
So it all started with thanksgiving. MMMM. I love thanksgiving, I love the food that you eat on thanksgiving, and what its all about - Turkey - and being thankful. I said grace at my grandpas - awesome - and im hoping to do in again on Christmas. My brother will be there this time, maybe he will here it and think man that was cool. Or just totally bypass it, which im guessing will happen. Anyways, so after dinner, I went to Mikeys or something and we did something or another, and then went shopping or something, who even remembers, then me and tom went shopping or something that part of the day is hard to remember, what i do remember though is sleeping in toms car while he waited in line at staples, because it was friggin cold. After the shopping extravaganza was complete, i drove home. It was cold then still, and in bedford it was beginning to snow. - the first time snow hit b-town this year. I was like awesome, this is going to be straight awesome!! So i went to work to get my check, o wait the door is locked, so i sat in my car and waited, and waited, and... fell asleep, when i awoke, people were there so i went in, and the dude that could give me my check was not there, dang. So I waited some more, and he showed up and gave me my check i cashed it then called Mike. Hudock. AKA Hudox, or hundredsox, or hairybox, that type of thing, anyways so i called him and decided we were gonna get some lunch at dennys in macedonia. - the snow hit hard and there was about 3 inches already on the streets, unplowed and slippery. I made it home, got my pocket pc - (i use that as my mp3 player) i then left, on my way to lunch at dennys when going down union st, i stepped on the gas, lost all control, and slid out drifting back and forth until i did a full 180 in an electric pole, which broke, but luckily did not fall. I hit my head hard, and my car too,. the door wasnt going to open anytime soon, and neither was my eyes, but i got them open and had to make sure the car still worked, so i went in reverse and pulled over the the parking lot, got out and noticed that i really just messed the crap out of my car. It sucked, i called hemphill and told him, he said to call him back after i call the cops, but they pulled in so i got out and talked to them. They said to get back in the car or they would shoot - just kidding - he said just get back in the car and stay warm, so i did. I then called hudock, and said dude - guess what - i dont think we are going to be able to meet for lunch - why he said - because i crashed my car, and at first he didnt believe me but it was true, and it sucked. I got out with the cop and looked at my car noting a few thiings wrong with my car, i began to cry, it sucked so effin bad, i mean my car was awesome, it was an oldsmobile, yes, but it was hot - at least to me, and it was fast and stuff, but now the side of my car was crumpled up like a piece of paper waiting to be shot into the trash can. Not noticing the giant bend on the back rim, i got in the car and drove it - (after the cop finished the report and let me go) all the way to hemphills, which is about 20 - 30 miles, we worked on it completely all day, andit was cool, we fixed it somewhat, for free, except some stuff was still messed up. But it doesnt matter - it now has seemed to have led to some crazy coolant leak that i just found yesterday that now makes my car undriveable until i fix it. Sucks because my car is like my backbone. Oh well i figure some things out. Thats the crash and everything that happened - ticket fine and new wheel barring - about $200 flat - if there was a sweet video of my spinning and drifting and 180'ing into a pole it would be ---------------priceless.
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So im guessing christmas is going to be semi-dry this year. We'll see. Hopefully not, we'll see. I hope a lot of people read this, If your reading this and like, i dont really know you, just a little, maybe who you are or maybe have messaged you once or twice on myspace, comment me, id like to know who reads this thing.
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So the crazy thoughts -
Crazy Thoughts
man have i had some crazy thoughts. And man am i still having them....
So theres like this friend i've got, whos totally got this like semi-crush on this one girl, but like doesnt really - you know - and like has got some ideas, we'll see how that works out for --him. I had some ideas too, you know, like visiting, chilling, and hanging out. What your not making any since bryan, yeah your right im not. So im gonna start making some. Im crazy, and like to blog once i start, theres so much to talk about except theres that one thing that i dont want to blog about. So
that ends crazy thoughts -
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lets just write about something not crazy - Random stuff-----
Random Stuff
Okay, so i like school, but i couldnt imagine dating any girl that goes to my school, i mean i have in the past but. that was so long ago. And i'm
glad i have this feeling, it makes school so much easier, because i dont have to try hard to impress some random girl, who, probably smokes or does drugs. And if your reading this, and you probably arent (random girl who goes to my school and is reading my blog because you have nothing better to do and consider yourself a random girl who doesnt smoke or do drugs) but if you are, im just speaking statistically, you know like 80-90 percent of our school smokes or does drugs, and 80-90 percent of that percent is girls. Thats wierd. My school is effed up. And so am i. Yeah i so am, and i so know it. But like to tell you the truth i really want one of those hoodies that zipes all the way up and you can see out of, because i tried one on and it was comfortable and would totally keep you warm.
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I am just glad i got my home computer working again, because now i can run a couple games, but this thing is probably going to die eventually here, because the video card is going bad, and i totally dont have the money to get a new one. Its not like a necessity like my car, when this comp dies, it wont even be too much of a loss. i really wont even care. because i have my laptop, which isnt that good at all, but it totally works good for checking email! oh and blogging.

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So my Christmas wish list.
(that will never be fulfilled)

      • A cat (jk)
      • New computer
      • Car working perfectly
      • life time supply of poptarts
      • a ... new car!
      • ipod
      • sweet*** zipup hoodie that zips all the way up the hood
      • a case of Bawls energy drink
      • a special edition of Hot Rod
      • new wheels on the whip
      • some new clothes
      • an actual version of XP lol thats not totally ripped
      • credit card gift cards
      • neons
      • amp and sub
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Thats that except for one more thing
Goto youtube and search for the following things if you want a laugh or 3
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  1. Hot Rod Bad Acid Trip Scene
  2. Hot Rod Too Legit To Quit
  3. Unforgivable
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Thanks guys love you all, see you in
2008


-B

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw Hot Rod...it was pretty funny. I was laughing at the part where he kept rolling down the hill. The guy on acid was funny too...he got home and decided to use his bench grinder- not a good idea.

Anonymous said...

You should head over to Smalley's blog and check out what he has to say about Gratitude. I think it will help you get an attitude of thankfulness going. I'm not saying car repairs don't suck, cause they do, but focus on the truth and what you have instead of what you don't and I think you'll feel differently!